A little meme retaliation! Steal my cuteness, hah! A girl could go a long way out of her way for some lemon bars (I still haven't gotten the recipe, John. Is the postal system a little slow where you're at?)
Bold the things that are true.
Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily. (I don't really know, it's a bit hard to tan anything in Great Britain. I don't think I do.)
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces. (for my teeth you mean? oh. yes, fun that was... =P...)
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Hrm, now let's see... tags... Owen, Ianto, Ace, Reinette, the Doctor(s), Harry Sullivan, Harold Saxon (ooc:or should she say the Master in general--give all-y'all a chance *wink*)
Bold the things that are true.
Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily. (I don't really know, it's a bit hard to tan anything in Great Britain. I don't think I do.)
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces. (for my teeth you mean? oh. yes, fun that was... =P...)
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents. (who hasn't?!)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something. (... primary school prank. I still don't talk to Bethan Hamilton)
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. (that joke was horrible, Owen!! Horrible! Snorting CocaCola out your nose hurts!)
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. (thank you so much, Owen...)
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (mun: oh, she will...)
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (short road trip in Uni once, we decided to go to Edinburgh for the weekend, but it's no stretch of the imagination to drive 200 miles here. Great Britain is a very small island.)
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (do scrubs count? I'm counting them.)
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (who doesn't push lift buttons when you're little?!)
I've been to a casino. (Blackpool is just so full of them. I went for the Illuminations one year, I've never lost so much money in a day...)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play. (yes there are embarrassing pictures, I was seven, --no I will not show you!)
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night. (with a flat in town it's amazing to watch some sunsets. Sunrises too... Cardiff is beautiful in the twilight)
I've played chicken. (I haven't a clue what that is)
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding. (Rubbish at it. Three times I spent a week after with a sore bum, I'll stick to skis and poles, thanks!)
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship. (Souvenirs, yes I have. Just don't tell ... oh, ehm, hi, Owen.. *innocent look*)
Sexuality: (mun: oh god, she's a Torchwood character, I thought I'd gone over this!! *facepalm*, *mass bolding*)
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. (it was Uni and it was once and ehm.. yeah.)
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game. (Solitaire counts, yes?)
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink. (do I have to bold the whole statement? I drink.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression. (only recently. it's... complicated)
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying. (Not hard when you work in a hospital...)
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
I can sing well. (ha, only in my dreams)
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (... why would you do that? Coffee mugs, yes. Trays, no!)
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair. (I've been known to...)
I have/had "x"s in my screen name
I love being neat.
I love Spam. (doesn't sound nearly as unappealing as jellied eels. those? ick)
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well. (I don't think ovens like me)
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly. (At least the statement isn't 'daily'. Every other, it's takeaway for me!)
I believe in ghosts. (if there is no tangible proof, I believe it can't exist, sorry)
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish. (well not really ticklish but still, ticklish)
I love white chocolate. (that's not chocolate! well it is, but it isn't!)
I bite my nails. (I fidget more than bite my nails)
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names. (not lately, it's frustrating, but true. I used to be brilliant with names)
I'm good at remembering dates. (see above parenthesis)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
I've sworn at my parents. (who hasn't?!)
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something. (... primary school prank. I still don't talk to Bethan Hamilton)
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. (that joke was horrible, Owen!! Horrible! Snorting CocaCola out your nose hurts!)
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. (thank you so much, Owen...)
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (mun: oh, she will...)
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (short road trip in Uni once, we decided to go to Edinburgh for the weekend, but it's no stretch of the imagination to drive 200 miles here. Great Britain is a very small island.)
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (do scrubs count? I'm counting them.)
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (who doesn't push lift buttons when you're little?!)
I've been to a casino. (Blackpool is just so full of them. I went for the Illuminations one year, I've never lost so much money in a day...)
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play. (yes there are embarrassing pictures, I was seven, --no I will not show you!)
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night. (with a flat in town it's amazing to watch some sunsets. Sunrises too... Cardiff is beautiful in the twilight)
I've played chicken. (I haven't a clue what that is)
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding. (Rubbish at it. Three times I spent a week after with a sore bum, I'll stick to skis and poles, thanks!)
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship. (Souvenirs, yes I have. Just don't tell ... oh, ehm, hi, Owen.. *innocent look*)
Sexuality: (mun: oh god, she's a Torchwood character, I thought I'd gone over this!! *facepalm*, *mass bolding*)
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. (it was Uni and it was once and ehm.. yeah.)
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game. (Solitaire counts, yes?)
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink. (do I have to bold the whole statement? I drink.)
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression. (only recently. it's... complicated)
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying. (Not hard when you work in a hospital...)
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
I can sing well. (ha, only in my dreams)
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (... why would you do that? Coffee mugs, yes. Trays, no!)
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair. (I've been known to...)
I have/had "x"s in my screen name
I love being neat.
I love Spam. (doesn't sound nearly as unappealing as jellied eels. those? ick)
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well. (I don't think ovens like me)
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly. (At least the statement isn't 'daily'. Every other, it's takeaway for me!)
I believe in ghosts. (if there is no tangible proof, I believe it can't exist, sorry)
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish. (well not really ticklish but still, ticklish)
I love white chocolate. (that's not chocolate! well it is, but it isn't!)
I bite my nails. (I fidget more than bite my nails)
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names. (not lately, it's frustrating, but true. I used to be brilliant with names)
I'm good at remembering dates. (see above parenthesis)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
Hrm, now let's see... tags... Owen, Ianto, Ace, Reinette, the Doctor(s), Harry Sullivan, Harold Saxon (ooc:or should she say the Master in general--give all-y'all a chance *wink*)

A lot of people do them if they're bored or have nothing better to do. Apparently I was in both situations the other day...
Perhaps you can do something better with your time? I could teach you how to use a knife!
What, like in self-defense?